patrol sock

Orphaned sock used by sailors to catch their loads while running a batch on patrol.

"Chief just did a berthing inspection and he found my patrol sock. Now I'm restricted for our next port call."

by killroo April 04, 2007

load sock

The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.

"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"

by orophisiss December 07, 2012

sock cum

That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.

Ben: "My feet are covered in sock cum!"
Cam: "That's what you get for wearing black socks all day."

by Poe-Tay-Toe October 08, 2012

sock parity

That exalted state of harmony in which all the residents of your sock drawer have a mate.

Now that another one of the blue socks has kicked the bucket, we are back at sock parity!

by neatnate July 31, 2013

Cobra Sock

A sock which has been jerked off in so many times it stands on it own, guarding the room like a cobra.

I went into Josh's room and his Cobra sock was looking straight into my eyes.

by niksux May 18, 2013

Rat Sock

The act of putting a rat in a sock and smashing the shit out of it on a hardwood table

Hey Dequavis want to come to my crib and kill this rat my cum dumpster found in the basement?? Sure Jemaree I'll bring my Gucci Rat Sock

by TrapMoneyBrutus August 07, 2018

sock docking

When one person with a pinksock docks their pinksock with anothers pinksock. For a reference on docking, look up gay docking. Where guys with foreskin who are not too hard still have enough hood to accept anothers not 100% hard uncircumcised penis into theirs..... Meaning docking. Like the space shuttle and the space station. You got it now?

Those two guys are so close i bet the are into sock docking! Lol

by Llamafeathers July 14, 2015