smoochpocolypse

the rare phase of the moon which causes a group of friends to lose their shit and hump everything they can. normally followed by a trip to chicken bonz.

damn chris mott got his smoochpocolypse game polished last night did you see that dime?

damn teets got his smoochpocolypse game goin last night did you see that dude he smooched

damn stevens electric blanket is tight

by kenjonbarner February 13, 2014

Smood

A sad mood. Often used when the conversation is near to an end or someone has nothing better to say.

I’m cold.
Smood

by Queen of the gays February 2, 2019

smoobypost

A top ten video that someone screenshotted and edited it a lot so it became funny.

"das a smoobypost"
Wtf is a smoobypost
"Urban Dictionary it, bitch

by canned-carrot June 4, 2019

Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

by Zacalicious September 28, 2009

doodie smooch

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.

I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.

by Ndenile January 15, 2013

booty smooch

When you gently give a smooch on someone’s butt hole

Lydia, I’m going to Booty smooch you

by Bojo618 January 2, 2019

Cock smooch

Someone who does something that irritates or does harm to another.

Ashur Tamou stole my last cigarette what a fucking cock smooch.

by diggitydog1 February 17, 2019