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Wright Smith Headache

The pain that originates in your ears and moves to that location right between your eyes and doesn't dissipate for several hours. It is due exclusively to the laughter of and/or the boistrous vocal stupidity of Wright B. Smith of the College of Wooster
Shit, the Patriots just won/lost, now the whole fucking second floor of Kenarden in going to get Wright Smith headaches
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carter smith

A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.
Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!
by Creepy69420 September 20, 2016
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granny smith

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.
by mike September 13, 2004
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Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.
Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.
by PowerTryp December 30, 2010
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Smith magenis syndrome

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.
Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019
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Zach Smithing

The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.
Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.
by BGP! October 25, 2012
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