sheckles 

Dough....has somethin to do with Jew.....but its money for God's sake.

I would buy me some new sneaks, but I ain't got no sheckles.

sheckles by Scott Thomas October 26, 2005

Smack ass friday 

Friday the official day of the week where you smack people's butts of the opposite gender.

Dude I can't wait for smack ass Friday, then I can smack Hailey's big ass.

Smack ass friday by Panda191 April 6, 2017

Banana Smack

Like a cock slap, but with a banana

Stephen just banana smacked that ho

Banana Smack by Pedro30834 October 23, 2009

Fart Smack 

A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.

Dude, Joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his ass tonight!

Fart Smack by TEESHIRTIME January 7, 2011

Ryan Sheckler 

A whiney little bitch, in spite of the fact that he is only 17, one of the best skateboarders in the world, owns several houses, is set for life, has a fleet of hundred thousand dollar vehicles, and 85% of the female population wanting to bang him. In short, someone who is a whiney little bitch with no grounds for it.

"Dude, just cuz you can't get laid doesn't mean you have to get all Ryan Sheckler about it."

"Man bro, you have no idea how hard my life is, it totally sucks winning gold medals and being able to rip over anyone on the planet. I hate having all these girls want to bang me. I just want to get away from it all but I can't decide whether to drive my Range Rover on 26's or my lifted Dodge Ram 2500.

Yeah Ryan Sheckler, you're right that does sound hard. I gotta go though man, I have to flip burgers for 9.5 hours to afford a blank skate deck and a half a tank of gas in my 89 escort. Maybe we can skate again if I can get off work."

Ryan Sheckler by Duke Livingston February 20, 2008

Smack in the chops 

A punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. Can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. As long as it gets the message across.

That bloke is right up himself! Someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.

Smack in the chops by Hateful! May 15, 2006

Cack Smack 

The act of smacking someone in the face with your cack (dick). Usually done because it is really funny.

Dude, I swear one more word out of you and you are getting cack smacked.

Cack Smack by LazyBstrd05 May 22, 2005