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Sithyfied

Something in it's Dark Side/ Sith form.
Everything is better sithyfied.
by darthblade May 17, 2014
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Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
by flashwildecard May 1, 2015
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sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.
Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.
by sepearl24 May 30, 2018
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Shitty bitty

When you are low on tobacco and only have little bits left in the bottom of the pouch.
I'll have to buy new tobacco soon, I'm down to the shitty bitty
by Manicapathetic March 23, 2019
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shitty krinkles

When there's shit caked to your foreskin after anal sex.
Bruh, that hooker gave me some serious shitty krinkles.
by d0gl0g June 29, 2019
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Sattyaj

Sattyaj is a 400kg beast and has 56 ROBLOX girlfriends but don’t tell them he is cheating on them because he will get Samir on you.
Matt Piekos’ ROBLOX girlfriend left him for sattyaj
by Kejenejjehehh December 2, 2019
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shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).
I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).
by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020
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