Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.

“I want me a Simere”
“Right sis”

by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018

Simen

Simen is the most normal guy ever, but with a spice of racism. He yells out word like "Wallah", "Allahu Akbar", because he wants to relate to his muslim friend. Simen also likes corny jokes.

That's a Simen thing to do

by NiggNagg February 27, 2019

simeon

A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

SigEp

The best fraternity in the world, we are the shit.

Damn the SigEps in Platteville are the shit

by dicksack April 27, 2005

sigels

a fine, very attractive yopung female

check those sigels out over there

by tpdo December 14, 2003

simcel

self-imposed celibacy, people who act like someone that no-one would ever want to be with and aren't willing to make any behavioral changes to fix it, but still feel like they should get some

"This guy just spends every day shut into his bedroom, and goes online to bitch about how he can't get laid"

"Classic simcel behavior."

by 4rk August 21, 2018

Šimetova cura

Stvar koja ne postoji i nikad neće postojati

Imam novca ko i šimetova cura

by Nouby September 25, 2020