brown shoulders

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

by Yugemos September 23, 2013

Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!

Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

Shoulder Walling

When someone has had too much to drink and lean against the wall with their shoulder and begins to walk using the wall for support.

Tommy: Dude, Rocco had way to much beer last night.
Justin: I know. He was shoulder walling on the way to his room.

by Rytha April 13, 2009

Shoulder-Shrine

The creation of a makeshift shrine or gravsite on the shoulder of the highway or road where the person died, usually traffic related deaths.

Jane put some new flowers at the shoulder-shrine she made for her dead husband on highway 101.

by G. Robertson January 6, 2008

shoulder shopping

looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic

i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket

by kingoflb April 7, 2007

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

shoulder diggin'

when haveing sexual intercours, the male will proceed to dig his shoulder into the female's vagina.

yeah, he was shoulder diggin' me so hard last night, that my vag still hurts!

by justmeaperson March 12, 2011