service her account

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

the postal service

The United States Postal Service- A government organization responsible for receiving and delivering mail within the United States and also exporting it to other countries for international delivery. Very slow.

Hey! I thought you sent me that package?
Yup. I put it throught the postal service! Wait a few days.

by Nateeeeeoooo September 27, 2005

Service Huddle

To partake in smoking of marijuana in a group of two or more persons.

Commonly used to cover ones true intention while talking in mixed company or while on the phone.

Malia and Michael plan on getting together for a Service Huddle later tonight.

by Big Mike D. January 28, 2005

Service Crush

When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.

Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.

by dj-choice December 11, 2009

service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service

Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!

by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016

service kit

A peasant term used alot in the lower class gas engineer circles and on many occasions booked in to other engineers when on rest days etc

Sorry mate had to book in a service kit on a cdi as haven’t got one on van and it’s my rest day tomorrow!

by Baby jangles June 3, 2020

servile dog

A person who sacrifices their dignity and social standing for the sex they’re attracted to. Usually by obediently complying with a series of menial requests.

Did you see Jackson handing out lollipops to those girls? He’s such a servile dog.

Wow Jackson just twerked for that girls tiktok, he just lost all dignity and is entirely servile.

by get_got April 18, 2022