Senior Citizen

Batman

"Rapapa, Senior citizen nerf largo oolong"

by Joenuts567 April 26, 2021

faux serious

not serious
opposite of fo serious

1: I'm gay.
2: are you serious?
1: yea I'm faux serious.

by Pete Larson February 2, 2008

Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.

Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious

by Lee Reid September 24, 2010

senior circuit

Nickname commonly used to describe the National League, one of two major divisions of Major League Baseball, as opposed to the American League, which can be referred to as the "junior circuit." (This is because the National league is much older- it was founded in 1876 while the American League wasn't founded until 1901.) It consists of sixteen teams: in the West division Los Angeles, (one of two franchises in the city) San Francisco, Arizona, Colorado, and San Diego; in the Central division St. Louis, Chicago, (one of two franchises in the city) Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Houston, and Milwaukee; and in the East division Philadelphia, Florida, New York, (one of two franchises in the city) Atlanta and Washington. The nicknames for these teams are respectively the Dodgers, Giants, Diamondbacks, Rockies, Padres, Cardinals, Cubs, Reds, Pirates, Astros, Brewers, Phillies, Marlins, Mets, Braves, and Nationals. Notable players include San Francisco's Tim Lincecum, St. Louis' Albert Pujols, and Milwaukee's Prince Fielder.

In this year's All Star game in St. Louis, the senior circuit fell to the junior circuit 4 to 3.

by fan of baseball November 26, 2009

Sergio Telemundo

Talkative down ass vato from the four "O" eight who is best described as too sexy. His species can be located in the deli section of any participating safeway. He/she goes by the names of "Don Vito" and "Raul Mata".

1.where sergio telemundo at?
2.whats telemundo's last name?
3.tell telemundo to come over here!

by setonioboy March 8, 2005

seriosity

gravity, solemnity, sobriety, demureness, staidness, grimness,

I make this observation
With no animosity
And just a tiny modicum
Of curiosity:

Apparently there’s no such word
As seriosity
And it is my opinion that
There surely ought to be.

So in conclusion, I must say
(I hope you would agree)
This glaring oversight
Is sheer ludicrosity.

by skyweeder September 4, 2009

senioritis

Senioritis is a disease that affects all high school seniors. For most people it starts in the second semester of the senior year. Symptoms for the disease include: Unsafe sex, many beer bongs, getting arrested, showing up to school extremely high, drawing a five foot penis on the chalkboard, and telling you teacher she looks like an old crack whore. The only way to get over this disease is to walk the stage at graduation, or punch your principal in the cock.

Great senioritis movies: Fast Times at Ridgmont High and Ferris Bueller's Day Off

by Aarond87 May 26, 2006