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election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
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Homie sectional

A couch/sectional bunched up with homies. Not sexual in any way.
Bruh we gonna game all night on Nick's homie sectional
by Gshsbsve August 29, 2019
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section 35 a

Whenever _____ is coming over and ____ is cleaning her room beforehand, ____ is forced to show ____ her tits.
Hey babe. Section 35 a remember?
by Ezbreezy April 1, 2021
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section

Exceeding a threshold of attractiveness that grants one social exclusivity, as one might find in a club’s VIP section. The level that makes security unclip the rope without checking the list and escort the given individual straight to the bottle service.
"I thought I was looking good last night, but then she walked in looking straight-up section—like, security handed her a free bottle on sight."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."
by palabraplug January 29, 2025
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The brass section

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.
Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it
by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018
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Ghetto Sectional

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.
Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.
by Percival Sweetwater II September 23, 2011
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The permanent hint on every fucking poorly made Roblox cart ride.
It shouldn't really be used in a sentence since it's just used in a perm hint on roblox
and also that its a sentence itself
The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections
by blokc August 8, 2023
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