by PonyRunner July 23, 2017
Get the lay scratchmug. Another word for bitch. Used when in the company of people who the word "bitch" is not appropriate. From B-itch to B-scratch.
My kid's teacher is a B-scratch.
by B .R. Eastman June 30, 2009
Get the B-scratchmug. To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.
These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.
These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.
by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020
Get the Scratch and Fetchmug. where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.
I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.
by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015
Get the scratch-harmingmug. by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015
Get the flamingo scratchmug. 1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.
2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???
2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
by J.Boobie January 6, 2005
Get the T-scratchmug. Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.
John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.
Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
by legendDF September 15, 2011
Get the Scat Scratchmug.