What's the scoop?

Penis.

*man on bicycle rolls up*
Vine guy: What's the scoop?
Man on bicycle: Penis.
*bike man scoots away*

by VineGuy26 December 1, 2018

[Doot-Scoop]

An automobile or any vehicle with the capacity to hold more than one person.

Gonna pick up my Doots in my Doot-Scoop.

Look at Jimmy cruisin' around in that Doot-Scoop.

by Donkey Hodey January 22, 2009

scoop and tuck

When a male has a hard on, he takes (shall we say, "scoops")his D and tucks it into his waistband to avoid tent-like action.

Peter had to do the scoop and tuck when Tim walked into the room. Their sexual chemistry was hard to keep down, no pun intended.

by Alyssa and Emily December 3, 2007

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs July 28, 2008

Whoopity-Scoop

1. the act of not giving a f*ck 2. an ambiguous multifaceted homonym that can be universally applied to reply to any & all messages when you lack a reply due to its confusion or blandness 3. a motion in replication of Kanye’s dance moves

Eg. Friend: Bro did you really just do that. You: Whoopity-Scoop 👲🏻 (not giving a f*ck).

E.g Friend: (any message containing strictly only emojis 👍🏼 or statements where you ask yourself: what am I supposed to do with this information? How tf do I reply to this? You: Whoopity-Scoop

by TLOA January 3, 2021

Scoop and slap

A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).

‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’

by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021

hoop scoop

When you pull out of your girl’s ass and feed her the shit off of the tip.

My girl skipped lunch to have sex so the least I could do is give her a Hoop Scoop

by JayAddie January 19, 2022