somerset

A place in NJ that people think only right people live there but they are not rich rich, just wealthy...sort of.

Man those cocky fags probably live in Somerset

by Battlegroundz June 3, 2005

Sconer

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.

Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.

by CloudyDay February 12, 2010

Somersweet

adj., claiming to have as little as Level 1 sugar, but in actuality the food item contains as much sugar as a crackhouse has rock.

Suzie hooked me up with some Somersweet caramel balls so I was trippin' all last nite.

by shabooty February 16, 2004

schmerb

it is slang for weed or marijuana

"yo D got any schmerb"?
"yeah J my Schmerbals are chronic"

by zachcraft206 October 27, 2006

Somerville, Alabama

An extremely small town that is located about 30 minutes outside of huntsville. We have a video store, a Feed & Seed, and a few gas stations. And lotsa cows. Oh, and there is a trailer park where all the sex offenders live.. But the people in this town are pretty nice and good natured, when they are not meth addicts or sex offenders or Smiling Jimmy. Smiling Jimmy is a guy who loves on Peck Holler Road who masturbates in his truck behind a newspaper and I really don't see why he isn't in prison because he has been caught at our local schools fapping in the parking lot at kids.. So other than the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy, Somerville is a great little town and you should visit!! (I live there, its legit)

Boy: So, where do you live?

Girl: Somerville, Alabama, and yourself?

Boy: Huntsville.. Wait.... Isn't Somerville where all the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy live?

Girl: Yes! I can't believe you have heard of it. Smiling Jimmy gave me candy once!

by Maggie2013 March 30, 2011

shomer cayleigh

a tradition where men can't touch those named cayleigh

daniel couldn't touch cayleigh because he is shomer cayleigh

by johnny buckland October 2, 2011

Somerset

A small neighborhood in Virginia that has great friends and have the best fun they will ever have in their life.

They come outside to play and are the bestest friends they have, we have each other.

Bro, lets go to Somerset and hangout with them, its lit!

by Litty Lit Bro July 5, 2017