Scholarshit

n. When one who is expecting a large scholarship receives one that is, well, shit.

I can't afford to go to (insert college here) because all I got there was scholarshit.

by shannabanana310 June 10, 2011

road scholar

intelligent girl giving head to a guy while driving

she started giving me head while i was driving AND shes ivy league, man shes must be a road scholar!

by fran doe January 4, 2012

Obama Scholar

A taxpayer supported middle school student in New Haven, CT exposed to Obama indoctrination through repetitive chant by those entrusted to teach him how to think, not what to think.

I am an Obama Scholar, an Obama Scholar.

by TD123TD June 18, 2010

Scholar

A word used for sarcastic remarks after someone says something stupid.

Scholar: I derped then dropped my phone into the Hudson.

Responded: Wow, you're a scholar.

by Set Blue 23 June 4, 2018

Schpankita

similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.

Ahhh schpankita!

by matt June 11, 2004

scholasick

very Sick of school. always wanting to play hooky.

Lopuhoid: Laurie, I am so scholasick!!
Laurie: TELL me about it!
Lopuhoid: The only thing that makes school better is my tothot boyfriend over there!
Laurie: I know!

by Lopuhoid September 27, 2007

Scropage

Fucking a goose and when you are just about to cum, break its neck so that its ass muscles contract resulting in a heightened orgasm.

My mate Geoff has just been down the farm, he fancied a bit of scropage

by Kunkyape January 22, 2009