schlieffen

(verb) "to schlieffen" to attempt to enter into someplace or something, such as a room or a bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
(noun) "a schlieffening" an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute

Etymology: from the German Army's battle plan for World War I, the "Schlieffen Plan," characterized as a "massive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack."

Richard: "Last night I schlieffened my wang into Rachel's ass, and once the initial surprise was over, I think she thoroughly enjoyed it."

Hank: "Did you hear how Richard executed a successful anal schlieffen with his girlfriend? It inspires me to try one myself!"

Homer: "I was late for class, so I schlieffened into the room while Mr. Jones' back was turned, but alas, I was caught."

by yargenhargen July 3, 2014

schlampp

A name of an animal who likes to eat tacos

"Look at that schlampp go"

by Liven August 4, 2016

Schimt

An adorable koala with a side of chlamydia

Just because you have chlamydia doesn't mean your as cool as schimt

by cheese_lover_101 July 14, 2016

schlichtkrull

Schlichtkrull, often referred to as slithul is a slutty used girl. She often gets drunk and sucks a lot of dicks.

Oh wow, she was such a Schlichtkrull!

by Slithul November 20, 2016

schlemmeria

a dry itchy particulate found within the foreskin

There was a lot more schlemmeria than I remember...

by because, why not? December 5, 2016

schlieren

The best city in the world biches

I wan't to live in schlieren

by Oke1234 January 8, 2017

schlieffen

The act of being snuck on

What are you schlieffen on me Chad?

by tech deck October 26, 2017