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Schedule

word to describe an absolute moron, who hangs out with far too many VB's.

Lewd, crude and indelicate.
You are such a schedule
by schedule September 14, 2004
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Schettino

Verb: So scared that you empty your bowels. Similar in pronunciation to "Shit in yo".

Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.
You were so scared that you Schettino pants.
by Homesnatch February 1, 2012
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Schettinato

Skipper in Italian. Acting like a captain on the bridge but really making bad decisions.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.
The captain schettinato the ship and was the first to cum.
by Doctorflailgood March 11, 2012
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scheevy levy

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, and she hums along to the video game music of the game that the man is playing while receiving oral sex.
Dude, Mike totally got the scheevy levy last night while playing Mega Man!
by Miketendo March 31, 2008
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scheckter

1. (noun) The small green globule that remains after sponaneous human combustion.
2.(noun) A small sticky residue that is difficult to remove.
"What kind of scheckter is this? Did you wipe your boogers under hear or what?"
by g.a. November 9, 2002
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Scheemer girl

A slightly chunky female who is always scheeming on other peoples' boyfriends.

Characteristics
-Fake blonde or very dark brown hair.
-Ultra short shorts.
-Starbucks Coffee
-Clear lipgloss and dark foundation.
-Nose stud.
A scheemer girl is always in flip flops, an Abercrombie hoodie, flat-ironed hair with a bro boyfriend.
by UrbanDictoaryuser June 11, 2009
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Scheese

A total guido from philly who gets spray tans and says "yo" all the time. Usually a cheerleader and short with a goofy ass haircut. Most people don't like to hang out with these people because they are always wasted off natty ice and SHOTS.
Yo that kid walking out of the tanning booth is such a scheese.
by Einhorn December 7, 2009
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