Slammin

to mastubate; to beat the fuck off until your dick starts crying

i thought i was slammin to britney spears, but it turned out to be gilbert godfried in a wig

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

slammin' doors

A term me and my pal Rich came up with in psychology for one reason or another. It basically just means something is good.

"mmmm mmm, this sandwich is slammin' doors."

by Barry the Baptist March 19, 2005

slammin the turkey

when some fat guy tries to masturbate by his arms are to fat to come together.

Ryan: hey look! that fat guy's slammin the turkey! im so hot
Drake: eww you're a wierdo!!

by someone better than you April 29, 2006

Scamping

To go camping as a group of scouts

Oh yeah I noticed a group of kids going Scamping the other day, they will be fine as they are scouts and they are prepared.

by prime22 April 7, 2009

mack slammin

the relative awesomeness of a particular item

"That drink was mack slammin"

"Whoa 7 that shit man, that ass is mack slammin"

"Check out this song man... its mack slammin"

by MattFurlani August 10, 2006

Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

scamming mate

A friend with whom you only fool around.

George and I never hang out; he is my scamming mate.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014