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Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster 

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.
1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

holy roller

A person that is heavily relgious, listens to contemporary christian music, and has a "holier then thou" attitude.
Jeff is a holy roller because he thinks he is better then everyone else.
holy roller by Teknomancer February 11, 2006

California Roller Coaster 

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

paddy roller 

(1) An iron wagon with iron wheels that carried a cage filled with prisoners, or escaped slaves back in ante-bellum days. (2) A group of men who retrieved escaped slaves from the plantations in the South.
(1) A paddy roller drawn by draught horses was filled convicts on the way to a work assignment on the county highway.

(2) A paddy roller successfully caught Kunta Kinte as the runaway slave was securely manacled for the journey back to his master.
paddy roller by Hugo Drax March 26, 2016

Pregnant Roller Skate 

A 1970s CB slang for Volkswagen (VW) Beetle
Back in my trucker days in the 70s, we used to call Volkswagen Beetle cars, Pregnant Roller Skates.
Pregnant Roller Skate by ghostqueen September 24, 2013

Texas Lint Roller

A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.
"I heard Bobby gives a mean Texas Lint Roller"

"Tim is a pro Texas Lint Roller for only his 3rd try"
Texas Lint Roller by noQ_Q October 13, 2009