menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

rectal wart

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

restau-rant

A really bad restaurant review.

Are you finished with your restau-rant? I get it, we're outta here. Let's pay the check and leave.

by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

SpongeBob RectanglePants

A better nickname for SpongeBob SquarePants. Because SpongeBob is NOT square-shaped and neither are are his pants!

Who lives in a coconut over the sea? SPONGEBOB RECTANGLEPANTS!

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

Restaurant Quality Ho

A highly bangable woman...or a very attractive piece of ass.

While some of her friends are nasty looking, Tina is a restaurant quality ho!

by The CZar April 20, 2006

Restaurant Box

The styrofoam box you order when you can't finish your meal at a restaurant.

Person: Aw man, I'm really full.
Waiter: Would you like a restaurant box to put your food in?
Person: Yes thank you.

by Reginald Dobleginald July 3, 2009