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Republiturd

Variant of republitard. A generic inbred redneck asshat republican fucktard. Usually has more fingers than teeth and virtually no conception of reality. Likely to be spotted at a teabagger rally with a misspelled sign. Pronounces the word nuclear as "nuke-you-lar", as in "I'm fixin' to nuke those smelly brown folk with some nuke-you-lar weapons! Yee-haw!"
Sarah Palin, George Bush, and about 99.99999% of all republicans. Notable exceptions: Colin Powell, Robert Gates, and about 5 other guys who hope beyond hope that their political party hasn't been overrun by republiturds.
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RepubliCON

1. One who espouses conservative values of small government, less government intervention, and managed spending, but performs the exact opposite. "Con" suffix is derived from "confidence man", or trickster, grifter. See also NeoCON.
I can't believe what George W. pulled over on the country, record spending and deficits, expanded government, government involvement in more aspects of individual life, what a RepubliCON!
by Flashdrive-II June 16, 2007
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Republican

American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)

Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)

Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes

then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"

Jack: Why, are you a republican?

Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
by Piccolo48 March 5, 2010
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People's Republic of California

See also UCSR United California Socialist Republic

Quasi-communist state located South of Oregon and West of Arizona. Known for porous border and far-left policies and laws.
I would own a handgun, but the laws here in the People's Republic of California are asinine!
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Republican

1. A closed minded bastard that leeches from the poor and middle class workers!

2. A biblegod fantic that wants a theocarcy!

3. Scandalous

4. A person that needs to stop attackng the left-wing for no reason!

5. A persont that kills the balance of nature!

6. lair (see Scandalous)
1. Damn Republicans took money out of are checks to give to corprate bastards!

2. Shit, that Republican needs to keep his damn belifes to himslef!

3. What a scandalous person.

4. Damnit Stop calling the left-wing stalinist, socialist is more like it.

5. 10 trees died to the Republicans.

6. That lair.
by A extreme left-winger August 15, 2006
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up the republic

by markie obrien March 17, 2008
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People's Republic of Cambridge

An independent state just north of Boston, with two universities and one way of waging war: writing nasty notes and putting them on people's windshields. Has enough organic grocery stores, indie bookshops, and other college-town fripperies to satisfy an army of Sartre-reading undergrads.
Newbie: Why do they call this place the People's Republic of Cambridge?
Native: Because more people voted for Nader than Bush in 2000.

Cambridgeite 1: You wanna go down to Bread & Circus and pick up some pine nuts and kale?
Cambridgeite 2: But that's really out of my way, I was planning to head down to Harvard Books. If only we had public transportation we could solve this problem.
Cambridgeite 1: What do you think this is, New York? I am so sticking a note on your car for your thought crimes.
by Aesshen May 30, 2006
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