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Please report racist and nazi- far left propaganda on this site sidenote i'm not joking
Hi i'm El mestizo here to warn you report all of the above when you encounter it!
by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022
mugGet the Reportmug.

report-face

The appearance of one's face during extended periods of report-writing. Most heavily associated with Microsoft Excel and corporate monomania. Usually resulting in a blank, dead, or befuddled look upon the face.
Hi Shane. Damn, you've got serious report-face going on there.

-Yah, I've had to reclassify my Primary Action Items three times already today. It sucks.
by CCRP October 18, 2008
mugGet the report-facemug.

Health Report

Please just believe this health report
by Professional Scientists November 27, 2023
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howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.
Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
mugGet the howlett reportmug.

False reports

Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play

Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
by JDMF February 11, 2024
mugGet the False reportsmug.

Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D
Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.
by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022
mugGet the Personal Project Reportmug.

weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter September 30, 2012
mugGet the weekend reportermug.

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