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Trip Report

Trip Reporting is a silly pastime typed up by fat, un-original, inane people that travel a lot but don't actually do anything interesting. They then write about what they did (the irony) which is nothing... then post photos which only consist of food on the plane, at the hotel and at airport lounges. Some may post shots of the menus for good measure.

Very intrepid.

They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.

Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Thread starter: Cathay Pacific Premium Economy JFK-HKG RT!!! and my Business Class trip on Air France A380 LAX-CDG Trip Reports!!!
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"

Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?

Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.

Reader: *facepalm*
by Oboro Watabanost January 26, 2014
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Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D
Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.
by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022
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False reports

Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play

Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
by JDMF February 11, 2024
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History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.
i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!
by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008
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If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
by sdinaz October 25, 2023
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Mandatory reporter

A person whose position includes as one of its tenants the obligation to report possible criminal activity to a higher authority should they be made aware of it. If it is made aware that they knew of the possible activity and failed to report it, they will be implicated as a criminal conspirator and be made subject to legal reprisal.
A school teacher is a mandatory reporter who must file a letter of concern to higher authorities should they learn that one of their students is possibly being abused.
by AOmundson June 8, 2024
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report bomb

when a youtuber (usually an immature one) commands their viewers to mass report a video they dislike, even if there is nothing rule breaking about the video.
Person 1: ''OMG I HATE THIS VIDEO PLS REPORT IT!111''
Person 2: ''jesus christ kid stop report bombing and go outside''
by deliriousidiot November 19, 2023
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