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Mosh Photography

The delicate art of (trying) to take pictures of a band, most often the frontman, while in the mosh pit. Something that people with compact cameras have to undergo because only from close upfront can they ever get a chance at a decent shot. However there they have to deal with the moshers, constant bumping, pushing, jumping, combined with your camera moving, the singers moving, and crappy light conditions..
"man i was doing some mosh photography last night at a gig, my camera nearly flew out of my hand! "
by Martin Fiala December 14, 2008
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guac protocol

the proper procedure for eating guacamole. Helps to ensure all guac gets eaten correctly.
The other day, Kelly was eating some guac and she broke guac protocol when she left some on her plate.
by GreekSam001 May 16, 2010
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Neptune Protocol

A set of rules governing the allocation of beds and the affairs of mating. Where a dude friend has pulled a female on a night out but has no suitable planned venue to engage sexual intercourse with said female, they may invoke this to secure a Host friend’s room and bed for the night.
Kent1: “Who is that?”
Kent2: “Oh, that’s Nat. I hereby invoke Neptune Protocol on your room. Last time I did it in your lounge I got carpet burn and dust mites.”
by JizzClown May 7, 2018
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Copycat photographer

A person with a camera who has no unique perspective on the world and no artistic style of their own. They fanboy their favorite photographers without ever giving them credit to look for inspiration for their next "photoshoot." They are always 5 steps behind but as annoying as Peter Pan's shadow. Typical of Instagram photographers aged 16-25. They eventually grow out of this stage when people realize what a phony they are or they die of anal bleeding from being so far up their own ass.
"wow what a great copycat photographer. This reminds me of a shittier version of this person's work."

"Bust out those fairy lights. I'm a copycat photographer ."

"Wow mark I love this photo I think you have the potential to be a future great photographer when you stop being a copycat photographer ."
by Pewpewhumanpewpew December 26, 2019
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node-minecraft-protocol

node-minecraft-protocol is a Minecraft protocol library for node.js, based on node-protodef. It is available on npm as minecraft-protocol, and allows you to create clients, servers, and to otherwise serialize and deserialize packets.
// Example code for node-minecraft-protocol:
const nmp = require('minecraft-protocol')

const client = nmp.createClient({ host: 'localhost', port: 25565, username: 'amonger' })

client.on('login', packet => {

client.write('chat', { message: 'Hello, world!' })
})
by chipmunk minecraft March 10, 2023
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proto

Started with the mega man series, on the NES console, proto man was mega man's older brother. Nowadays old school mega man players who liked proto sticked to the name and use it in multiple games/chat/forums. One must not disrespect one named proto or one will be pwnt and good gamed.
- OMG I played this uber pimpster last night on wc3 and like he owned me so hard I cried myself to sleep, he went by the AKA of PROTO!

- YO PROTO, MAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Proto owns me in every game we play, I enjoy getting owned by proto.

- Getting pwnt by proto is a daily experience for me.
by Phil "proto" July 21, 2005
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Proto Hipster

Certain people of the indie variety who may be considered Hipster in most circles, but never actually went full hipster. A proto hipster has the ability to acknowledge cultural norms, and chooses to exceed them to an extent.
A proto hipster must meet all of these conditions to be considered: does not wear douchebag v-necks on a daily basis or often, does not have a moustache or a full beard, does not wear fake glasses, does not wear buddy holly glasses regardless of weather they are real or fake, does not have visible tattoos, does not have dyed hair, does not wear beanies when it is not cold, does not drink PBR or any other "indie" beer, is not vegetarian, vegan, or on a gluten-free diet.
A proto hipster is generally one who wears funky clothes that does not excessively succeed cultural norms, and listens to obscure music, and watches old or weird movies
Naw dude, I'm a proto hipster cause I never went full hipster.
by AAAaaahhh September 28, 2011
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