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Bullet-proof

Going downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink only to find your father and his buddies circle-jerking to the movie "Willow"...and it doesn't phase you.
Yo, I heard about your dad beating off to a picture of Gary Coleman at work and getting caught by his boss. If that shit don't fuck you off, you must be bullet-proof, man.
by w.yokum March 20, 2005
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proof that there is no god

Pop culture trends are enough proof that there is no God.
by Optikal Fade September 7, 2008
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Larry Proof

The act of preventing Homosexual or other lewd public activity. Derived from disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig
We had to LARRY PROOF the nature trails in the park due to all the man on man sex going on in the bushes.

Damn, they Larry Proofed the toilet stalls at the Beverly center
by Easy Eddie October 21, 2007
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Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.
It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!
by Warnhubb May 18, 2008
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proos

The last name of a true legend, the holy Dutch war-king Lars van Proos. If a person is named Proos, he will without doubt be a generally awesome person, and if it's a man, his penis will be atleast 43cm long, it runs in the Proos blood!
Wow, did you see that mans penis??
Yeah, he's got to be a Proos!
by I am smart, you are not September 11, 2014
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Proofproof

(Adj.) a person that is immune from proof and will not consider evidence, change his or her perspective, or reconsider an idea. The same way that a waterproof boat is protected from water, a proofproof person is protected from proof.

(Adj.) a theory that is constructed in such a way as to be impossible to disprove, ie it is non-falsifiable.
“Wow, Sean Hannity just admitted that he will not believe that Russia colluded with the Trump campaign no matter how much proof there is. He is proofproof.”

Immanuel Kant’s deontological theory of rights is based on the supposed inherency of worth or value to certain ideas. So no matter how much evidence or logic you muster, it won’t change. It’s a proofproof theory.”
by Jon Snow Lives June 15, 2018
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nag-proof

A preventitive measure to rectify organization issues around the household that can or will cause nagging by a spouse or partner. This involves general cleaning but more often involves trivial tasks and the way said tasks are completed. A house can never be completely nag-proofed. One should focus their efforts on excellence rather than perfection.
"I'll be leaving soon Chet. I just need to nag-proof our house before my wife gets home."
by Uncle Jed July 28, 2008
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