Pollard

To Pollard is when a man, openly says to his girlfriend, wife or lover (male or female) that he is not in the relationship for love.

Example.

Man: "I don't love you as much as you love me."
Woman/Man 2: "Fuck you, you fucking fucker bastard, you're dumped."
Man 3: "You done Pollard that bitch"

by thejoker2 August 30, 2009

pollock

/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk

(verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.

(Esteemed senior member of internet forum): "...after the last tornado it was spread across three states."

(Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?"

(All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"

by JustcallmeEd June 12, 2014

Pollanated

a person who has adopted the simple, anti-corporate food philosophy of Michael Pollan, author of "In Defense of Food" and "The Omnivore's Dilemma.". See also Pollanate: to zealously spread Pollan's ideas to one's friends.

Sarah is the most Pollanated person I know. She makes her own bread from organic ingredients and visits her local farm for her veggies and meats.

by benjasdad-2000 June 14, 2009

Polle

Alternatieve naam voor Paul. Niet te verwarren met pula of pollen.

We kunnen niet naar ne film zien, Polle is hier.

by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Poll

Informative but not very useful

Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."

Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"

Iam "Can I just finish this please?"

Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"

Iam "The poll asked what people do about their mental illness... 72% of people said they 'Suffer in silence.' Can you believe that? I can. What are your other options? I don't know. Download the BetterHelp app? It just seems so impersonal. Enter into the psychiatric system that you can't afford? At that point, you're working a job just so you can afford to maintain your sanity. Go to some idiot psychologist who's going to tell you 'Yeah! You're right! You are a woman with a penis! That's totally a thing that exists!' Proclaim it to the heavens and either be ignored for 'wanting attention' because before you even open your mouth you've already been undermined by people who have turned mental illness into a performance art? Find meaning? If the onus is on me I'm probably just not going to do it. I'll get discouraged by people actively trying to tear me down and I'll just stop caring. So what is there to do other then suffer in silence? You know... I wrote a poem along those lines in highschool... Something about a tree... I can't remember what it was... Apparently it earned me a reputation of being 'good at poetry.' Somebody brought it up later and said 'aren't you supposed to be good at this?' I genuinely wouldn't know the difference... I don't know where I was going with this..."

Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"

Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."

Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

dylan polley

also known as dad

known for “just dickin around” in his youtube videos and flipping dicks and banging chicks
is also insanely hot for some reason

“have you heard of dylan polley? i heard he was out flipping dildos again..”

by baylens.levine April 27, 2020

polla caliente

Spanish slang for "cock-tease." Seen as a strong insult when directed toward either men or women.

This phrase is particularly used in this context in Spain.

"Polla caliente" literary means "hot cock."

Manuel: Yo quiero follarte, te lo juro.
Jose: No me chingues, polla caliente!

Manuel: I want to fuck you, I swear.
Jose: Don't fuck with me, cock-tease!

by kgacho August 22, 2009