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Progressive

Pro Rights, Pro Gender equality, against child marriages, supports progression of society, against the division of race, against culture itself, typically against the concept of a nation, typically against societal standards, american classical progressive, usually supports science and facts over feelings and for humanity above all
Mostly American progressives are very much against progressivism and for culture
"Dang it the Americans made the progressives a sports team"
by Moose in Canada April 11, 2024
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progress is exponential

A phenomenon seen in technological advancement and more specifically, computer programming. The more progress is made, the easier it is to make more progress.
It starts with typing two whole files of code for weeks and absolutely no results, ends with adding cool features everyday. Progress is exponential.
by OffensiveKpopFan November 28, 2023
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tall in progress

Somebody who is short but is working up to their tallness.
“Dang she’s really short dude.”

“Nah, she’s just tall in progress

Ohhhh
by Itbeme September 24, 2017
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Progressive metal

Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.

Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.

Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote

An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.

In short, the math nerd of metal
*At an Opeth show*

Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*

Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple

Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?

Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now

Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.

Friend: Wow
by Crilbus January 27, 2019
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progressive nazi

Far left intolerant people, oppressors, antisemitic, not interested in facts and history, choosing selective facts and propaganda
The progressive nazi prevented Jews from entering the building.

The progressive nazi shouted down someone teaching history because the facts were against his propaganda.
by MrBigSpoon July 24, 2024
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Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.
I heard the whole creative team got sent to the Chamber of Progress.
by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024
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Progressive (Corporation)

Progressive is an American insurance company. They are the third largest in the USA and also the most popular for commercial auto insurance.
I use Progressive (Corporation) for my auto insurance.
by Spuds33 November 27, 2022
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