Progress

Monte Vista High School Marching Band

“Progress!” - Drum Minor

by bread&blackattack November 6, 2021

Progress King

Someone who makes a lot of progress towards getting into a relationship

Zac is a Progress King.

by Glabgolabgalab December 8, 2021

Progressional

Making progress and/or 'leveling up'

Sam has been so progressional! She started her new business venture and published her first novel, all while having a newborn baby!

by Mister Drew & Guppie December 22, 2021

progressive ignorance

applying current morals and sociopolitical judgements to situations without considering historical or social context

when a kid says John Lennon is a racist because he wrote a song called “woman is the n word of the world” without recognizing the context and purpose of the vulgar lyric. It’s not that I’m not woke- it’s that you’re being progressively ignorant. (progressive ignorance)

by reneebanana December 23, 2021

Progress

Using X-RAY in minecraft to get diamonds, iron, etc.

Bro i just made so much PROGRESS

by TfIsJitterClicking April 2, 2022

Pregressive

A person who advocates for “progressive” causes on subjects of race, gender, sexuality, etc. without realizing that such ideas are based on regressive stereotypes.

1.My kids pregressive teacher tried to tell me my son was trans because he played with dolls and had tea parties. My dead great grandfather would say shit like that, I didn’t expect it in this day & age.

2. Pregressive ideology dictates that black folks can’t achieve economic independence without charity and help from white liberals. That’s just old school racism right there.

by Charlie Sheens Tiger Heart January 15, 2023

Progress

To Become Russian Babushka

-Hey brah, I noticed your progress picture!

- Thanx bruh frfr, I think I totes look like a Russian babushka, too!

by jankballz February 1, 2023