poutoa

lame ass guy who thinks he’s that hot n gets all the girls but really he just a thot and so so stuck up, all the girls know to stay away... well at least some do

friend 1: “this poutoa guy is so cute n seems so nice n loyal i wanna become friends with him”

friend 2: “ugh poutoa is a thot n thinks he is so fucking good he literally deserves the FIG JAM award, don’t even go there sweetie”

by girlcode April 14, 2020

Pouting Donut

The quivering sphincter of a diarrhea filled anal cavity. Usually filled with hot chowder containing small fish heads, fingernails, and corn.

Also a telltale sign to customs agents during strip searches.

1. Dude, I've got the pouting donut right now. Must have been your moms cooking.
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !

by HooliganATL August 3, 2009

Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011

pouts

A girl that is good looking, but there are exceptions to ones that aren't that good looking because there used to just fuck. Like a slut, bitch,piece of meat, etc.

"you bro look at that pouts"!!!
"Yo lets go get some pouts"!!!
"Eh any pouts tonight at the party"!!!

by Roni aka. toto February 11, 2004

poutney

when your waking off poutney come out all pale white.

(Man:1)Duudeee i jusstt poutneyed!
(Man:2)Sweet i want to poutney!

by Lauren January 10, 2005

POUTRAGEOUS

1.To pout in an overly dramatic, and overexagerated way. 2. Thick, luscious, shiny lips.

1. Oh god! I was only 5 minutes late! Do'nt get all poutrageous on me. (or,) I can't talk to wendy right now, she is in one of her poutrageous moods. 2. Look at her lips! she must have gotten collogen injections, cuz her lips are poutrageous!

by Brittany T April 17, 2008

poutine

A homosexual who performs fellatio on a feces covered penis.

Ugh! That kalony has a mustache from poutine!

by fire-eyes October 14, 2010