poser

they wear mini skirts and g-unit clothing because they live in great neck(which is in ny) and they have to in order to fit into where they live but because they heard 3 singles by fall out boy they swear up and down that their punks can you name any other song that isn't a single? NO DIDNT THINK SO...and then they pretend to b ghetto..but they get rejected there as well...and when nothing else works..they become "emo" emphasis on the " ".......just shut ur mouth and b who u are...and if u dont know and u follow a crowd..2 bad 4 u sucker

omg jenny...have u heard that song "dance dance" that song is like sooo effing amazing....if i walk into school singing that near the punks they'll TOTALLY except me

*next day after she attempts this the punks talk together*

who the fuck is she? my god..shes such a poser...
omg jenny being punk didn't work..so let me try being gangster..i'll wear baby phat and g-unit clothing!! they'll TOTALLY except me

*next day after she attempts this the gangstas talk together*
who the fuck is she? shes such a poser..

omg jenny being gangster didnt work either!!!! i guess ill have to be emo now and make up problems so that mayb SOMEBODY WILL LIKE ME.

*she attempts this again(notice a pattern?) and well...*
omg..shes a poser..she doesnt have any real problems she has tons of money..that bitch..

by Tay!Tay! September 1, 2008

poser

Andre, Fix and his other game names

no example, hes already a gay fagr0t

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

POSER

see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.

the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!

by EAT MY ASS BITCH July 21, 2008

poser

Someone (usually girls) who pretends to be someone they're not usually to fit in with a crowd

person in pink hanging out with goths is a poser

by Kinky Kid October 29, 2006

poser

A poser is someone who dresses a way to fit in a group of kids that they are not. Usually posers talk way to much about a subject such as skateboarding that they arent even good at. There never seen skating but are seen at skateparks just sitting or just riding around not doing any tricks. When i see somebody wearing a Bam shirt or have a Bam board i see them as a poser. Dont wear element or adio, birdhouse, blind, or shorty's.If you wear a pink shirt, face it your gay dont wear pink. If you want to look cool or dress like you know what to wear my suggestions are: 10 DEEP is the shit, dope as fuckkk, Krew, RVCA pronounced as (rooka) if anybody tells you different tell them they're an idiot first then tell them that they're wrong. Acitve is dope i think, lakai, lrg, dgk, matix, nixon, and some Zoo York. You will deffinetly not look like a poser if you wear those brands with some CCS pants or Krew pants. They talk the talk but dont walk the walk. They listen to certain bands or rappers that other people listen to cuz they dont know what to listne to or becuase thats what everybody else listens to.

Poser: Yeah dude i skate i have a pink bam skateboard. My dad built me a box and a quaterpipe.

Cool Guy: Hey im gonna go say hi to shannon and chelsea right now so i'll call you later.

by Garret B is hella gay hahahaha July 29, 2006

poser

Everyone is a poser. Even if you think you arent a poser, you acually are a poser.

The only way to not be a poser is to go around and call everyone else but yourself a poser and make them kill themselves. Then your are scene

Omg, I am so scene, Johnny killed himself last week cause I said he was a poser.

by Travis Cole October 2, 2005

Poser

One who listens to other peoples music and trys to think they know about the band.

Justin(poser) saw Travis listening to Iced earth so he talks to Travis and thinks he knows about them. usualy associated with wagz.

by Gervin April 18, 2006