Goldie Pose

Most unflattering pose to take pictures of your shoes

Look at you, posting Goldie Pose pictures

by anonymous January 27, 2022

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Jeje Pose

The act of breaking your ankle while posing for a picture.

Person 1: Alright, smile for the camera!
Person 2: *Cracks ankle* *Performs a Jeje Pose*

by I Love Mango March 15, 2018

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The "290 Pose" is an act witch someone is taking a bathroom selfie and runs out of idea's for poses and decides to prop his leg up against the towel rack and makes a dramatic looking face and takes a picture as if everything is normal.

Hey did you see Gino's "290 Pose"?
Everyone's been doing it lately.

by Seth killian June 21, 2014

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T-Pose

TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

I will T-Pose on you bro.

by A Man_Turtle November 5, 2018

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Top G Pose

A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.

Ahmed did the Top G Pose, what a fucking idiot

by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023

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Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.

“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

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