parallel liking

On Facebook, when one person's comment is liked by another person, whose responding comment is then liked by the original commenter.

Can be used for many reasons, the most common being:
1. Self-absorption
2. Eagerness to appear as though one has a private joke with someone else
3. Desire to publicly proclaim the good standing of a relationship to the world (whether true or false).

Vanessa: Wow, I can't believe Brit-brit and Jen-jen are so self-absorbed that they keep parallel liking everything!

Angie: Yeah, especially since they had that big fight yesterday...everyone knows they don't really get along anymore.

by korotoumou February 21, 2011

oil-pocalypse

An event involving oil damage or destruction at an awesome or catastrophic scale

The oil spill in the Gulf in April 2010

see www.marytoons.com for illustration, entitled,
'Escape from Oil-pocalypse . . yet another SLiCK idea'

by marytoons May 2, 2010

Adult Parallel Play

When a bunch of people are sitting in a cafe interacting with their laptops or phones rather than with each other.

Isn't it fascinating how so many people engage in adult parallel play in cafes and then complain about how lonely they are?

by BK8675309 March 7, 2014

Paralazyed

A state of being paralyzed by your own laziness.

Body won't move..can't seem to get out of bed..oh no..must be paralazyed...

by Omcon November 1, 2011

pomal

the emoticon on msn that rolls its eyes is the symbol for this bizarre creature. it is believed to be found in manchester and has a pomal relative that can be found natively in stoke-on-trent

no example can be given to explain this creature

by dublevision May 27, 2004

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003