slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

Pope

A glorified religious leader who pushes discriminatory views upon those who willingly look up to him for messages of love.

A discriminatory or bigoted person.

A person who equates the importance of saving the rainforest with that of preventing gay marriage.

Stop being such a pope by hating on gays!

Where's your compassion gone? Stop being such a pope!

I don't want to make this too full of hate, because what if people look at this and say, "Oh, I'm already anti-gay love, and look at this jerk, being a jerk." That would be pope.

by hope4pope December 23, 2008

new pope

The new pope is a racist and hates all non-catholics.

Pope (New) :"Every eastern country should burn in hell"

by Bari April 21, 2005

Poopenfarten

A meme tranlation of a word toilet from German. The only place it is used in is one meme template.
Plural: Poopenfartens

Tourists: Are public toilets good in germany?
Guide: In Germany we call them Poopenfartens.

by Lebigflood June 8, 2020

Pope-zombie

A Catholic who believes every doctrine of the Catholic Church without personally questioning its validity.

Those pope-zombies are protesting on Main Street with their pro-life propaganda.

by sciencefriday September 2, 2010

pope john high school

Pope John XXIII Regional H.S. is a Catholic prep school located in Sparta, New Jersey (Diocese of Patterson). The school places a huge emphasis on college exams, honors classes and sports, especially football. The student body is preppy, conservative and yes, a bit stuck-up. It helps to be a jock and/or have an Irish surname.

"Are you one of those rich fuckers who goes to Pope John High School?" "Yes, but at least I can spell!"

by GoLions October 3, 2006

Pope'd

Losing your virginity to a slut before ever even kissing a girl.
Usually the virgin is taken advantage of.

Dude, did you hear about prom? Austin totally got Pope'd

by YoboyG October 31, 2011