Pool Noodle 

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

Pool Noodle by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pool Noodling 

When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around

Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice

Pool Noodling by anonymous November 22, 2021

Pool fries 

French fries served at pool side but eatin soggy after leaving them on your lap with your feet in the pool. An embarassing snack created by Meek Mill.

He off the pool fries he acting weird.

Pool fries by Snaptrapgod November 29, 2021

Pool frys 

Wet damp snack ate while your feet are in the pool, very embarrassing.

“Whats this fool talking about?”
“Idk bros off the pool frys”

Pool frys by Nosewet December 3, 2021

Pool piggyback 

Anal sex in a pool while swimming with a team . The sport of Kings

“Left pool piggybacked Right for 1.02 miles before everyone had to get out of the pool because the lifeguard spotted pieces of brown shit floating next to them”

Pool piggyback by King baby March 11, 2022

Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.

Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.

Pool's Razor by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022

Pool-gina 

When a male enters a cold body of water causing their penis to entirely retreat into their body.

Check out my pool-gina this cold water gave me Meg.

Pool-gina by Chuck D'Angeloni April 7, 2022