Dreaded Pooch Area

The lower part of one's stomach that requires electrocution to remove said dread.
Gasp, it's the Dreaded Pooch Area !!! Get out the electricity !
by HudsonDusters January 31, 2010
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Hairy Crotch Pooch

noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians.
Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make mittens out of it.
by Leteya February 09, 2005
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pooch cooch smooch

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!
by Beaver Skateboards October 04, 2009
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screwing the pooch

The definition comes from when you go to your car and the driver unlocks the doors but you pull the handle to soon. What happens from this is your door remains locked but every other door in the car is unlocked. People refer to this as screwing the pooch.
Narrator: Person one and person two are outside of their car as person one unlocks the car doors. Person two accidentily opens the car door too soon making his door stay locked.
Person one: Dude, why you be screwing the pooch!
person two: ya well...ur mom!!!
by leopold Sampsonite February 09, 2006
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fruit pooch

incorrect way to say fruit punch mostly said by chode guatamalens
that fruit pooch is good
by doh_boy_cliqa March 07, 2005
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blueberry pooch facial

When a guy invites his dog to lick blueberry jam off his penis until he ejaculates on the dog
She (the dog) will love the blueberry pooch facials in England
by Marlon<3pooch September 26, 2018
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scootch your pooch

when someone asks you to move your vagina over
"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"
by Simoneb June 06, 2007
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