Plompeldag

The mutated version of a normally happy go-lucky editor of Urban Dictionary. The mutation is caused by something maddening and annoying happening WHILE he is editing UD words. For example, eating pizza and accidentally getting grease all over his keyboard.

Nick: "AGHHH!!"
Tom: Holy shit he just got grase all over his keyboard!
Ben: HE'S TURNING INTO A PLOMPELDAG!! RUNN!!!!"

by DriftingNick April 7, 2010

ploish

A term popularly used by inbreds and substandard musicians who are incapable of correctly spelling the word 'polish'.

'Let's be honest. you just can't ploish a turd, can you?'

In this example, the user has attempted to insult the quality of someone else's endeavours. However, due to the user's poor understanding of the English language, the insult has backfired and made him look like a buffoon.

by Lukey April 4, 2005

PLoser

Name for a person whom; 1) Looks at drawn cartoons 2) Pretends that he can rap, although he cannot.

The scientific name for this animal is s0meskunkius Douchebagius. It often acts stupidly at forums, and it flamed time after time, yet he seems to not acknowledge it.

That guy is such a PLoser
s0meSkunk is a PLoser.

by Jaguar April 21, 2004

plums

black people (black on the outside and when you cut the open their bright red on the inside)

i hate plums. get the plums outta the cotton fields.

by kevin yander September 7, 2009

plopsack

Scrotum: akin to "nutsack"

" Ew- that guy's plopsack be dangling to his knees!"

by Ren May 3, 2004

plums in your mouth

of having others’ testicles in one's mouth

you were born with plums in your mouth

by DuarteVader March 14, 2016

Plums

the hairy, droopy and wrinkly ballsack of an elderly man

I just sucked my grandpa's plums

How was it

sour

by raviisaslut April 14, 2017