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Please be >+<-

This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.
Nora: "Life=garbage."
Sam: "Sometimes. I'm here for you. Please be >+<-."
Nora: "LOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
by von groovy March 5, 2025
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please to bye

wanting and end to a annoying / upsetting conversation or situation, involving two or more persons, in or around the same area...
citizen: clearly, legally parked on a street.

officer: be careful of the cone and put on your seatbelt...

citizen: frowns, please to bye!. does it look like car moving?!
by toogrownup March 13, 2025
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Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.
Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
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PLEASE SEE MANUEL

A meme in the Smoke Alarm community involving a sound from the first alert SA-511. E When the sensor fails the alarm will state "Detector error in ____, please see manual." Originated from @photoelectricelevators
"Detector error in Kitchen, PLEASE SEE MANUEL
by Forkios September 25, 2025
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Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help
Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*
by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025
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Please, LOUIS! grin

A provocative, toothy, grin intended to sadistically enjoy another’s misery.
Ben gave his little brother Jake a big Please, LOUIS! grin after telling Jake, “Yes, it’s nice to have 7 cupcakes, but it’s also nice to have 6 cupcakes, Jake.”

16-year-old football 🏈 player Jim, who was babysitting 9-year-old Scotty, gave Scotty a Please, LOUIS! grin just before saying “Psyche!” right when Scotty caught a glimpse of Jim when he wasn’t decent. Jim had also told Scotty silkily, “Don’t get my pompom winter hat wet, Scotty. I don’t want a cold head, you little mother,” and with that gave Scotty his Please, LOUIS! grin, as he saw the tears in Scotty’s eyes.
by JMC70 November 30, 2025
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