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Proto Pipe 

A brand name brass pipe designed to smoke various types of herbs, leaves etc... it is noted for having removable components and a built-in screen which is a few strategically drilled holes and mini chambers in the bowl allowing air flow without allowing particulates over a certain size to reach the mouthpiece. The various components are designed to assist in the cleaning, smoking, preparation, protection etc..

It has a unique look compared to other types of pipes, making it easily recognizable by its brass polished base and black tipped mouthpiece. Off brand knock offs are common, they are easily distinguished from the brand name version by lack of engraved manufacturer name etc...

Due to the nature of the 'built in screen' design, a proto pipe that is not cleaned will become clogged with tar. A removable tar trap is located at the base of the bowl to keep the tar away from the screen and mouthpiece. In a "standard" pipe screens become clogged with tar and need to be replaced. Although the airway can become clogged as well in a normal pipe, the proto pipe's primary advantage is the simplicity in diagnosing any blockage and cleaning it with the steel poker.

Because the pipe is mostly constructed of brass it does not easily become hot to the touch like pipes constructed of other metals, or even glass pipes.

The proto pipe lacks the 'trippy' or themed design of many other types of smoking pipes, eschewing that motif in favor of an aesthetic that is more industrial grade in appearance, and feel.

United States Patent D259,587 "Tobacco Smoking Pipe"
Yo nizzle, I picked up a Proto Pipe at the head shop for $25, I'll never need screens again!

It still ain't no vaporz homes!
Proto Pipe by hexpane January 28, 2008
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straight pipe

When the catalyic converter is taking out of the car to reduce back pressure and increase performance. It is illegal though, only if u get caught. it would be hard and almost impossilbe to pass smog check also
Dam ur car stinks, is it running a straight pipe?

Im running a 3 inch down straight pipe wiht a racing cat back system yo. word
straight pipe by Thomas Van February 24, 2005
When a man wears tight jeans and therefore must move his penis to the side creating a "side pipe"
Man 1" These jeans are so tight"
Man 2 "I know you sure are rocking a side pipe"
Side Pipe by alycatC November 25, 2011
its similar to the saying;
"i'd tap that"

Person 1:Yo i'm about to pipe that.
Person 2:wtf man, thats my sister.

pipe by ohsnapmuffinxo March 25, 2008

Pipe Rattler 

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.
I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.
Pipe Rattler by Schroedster April 14, 2014

Pipe Dribble 

When a male fails to adequately fully drain a piss and cuts short and ends up inadvertently releasing a notable dribble of piss onto his pant leg or around the gusset of his pants. Generally happens when in a hurry.
Stan was late for his meeting after he dropped in the men's room to piss and ended up with pipe dribble after cutting it short.

Pipe captain 

A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.
Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"
Pipe captain by Johnny_whitestream November 10, 2016