puteus

The hole on the bottom of a puffalump. (a stuffed animals vagina)

Cowie wanted to have sex like the older kids so she made a hole like a real vagina and called it her puteus!

by marry janne May 2, 2008

puteric

someone who is very technology oriented and is very popular at the same time.

Steve is so puteric cause he knows C++ and is the most popular kid in school.

by Mia's_boy July 27, 2009

Puter Snatch

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

by jn969 June 1, 2010

phytelephant

a plant that looks like an elephant in having trunk-like structures.

Have you ever seen a phytelephant?

by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010

putegrain

A headache or migraine obtained from prolonged or excessive use of a computer.

Ive been googling for hours and still can't find what I'm looking for, I think I need some tylenol for this putegrain.

by putegrain August 14, 2012

Puter cleavage

Vagina lips

"Her pants were so tight I saw her puter cleavage."

by Fisherbabe55 November 29, 2012

putear

screw you

Quiza te putee (putear) con lo que voy a decir...
Maybe I screw you with what I'm going to say...

by thearcherblog September 3, 2016