Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....

Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."

by goodduck4 June 28, 2014

phantom cig

When it feels as if you have a cigarette lodged behind your ear, even though you don't. Commonly experienced by smokers who often hold cigs there temporarily. Also known as a phantom fag (in the UK).

Two people go for a smoke; smoker A pulls a cig out from behind their ear and lights up.

Smoker B: *checks pockets* "Aw shit. Hey mate, do you mind if I borrow one?"

Smoker A: Oh sure *checks ear despite fag already in hand* oh wait, I'm already smoking that one. Stupid phantom cig.

by WolfsbaneT9 January 27, 2014

phantom menace effect

When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.

1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."

2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."

by flashwildecard January 8, 2017

phantomhive hospitality

A phrase you use to instruct your demon butler to kill a guest you don't like without the guest ever suspecting a thing.

Ciel: Sebastian, show them the full phantomhive hospitality.

Sebastian (demon butler): Yes my lord

by born to ship Viktuuri April 3, 2017

Phantom downpour

When you take a diarrhoea ass shit but don’t feel it when it comes out

That was some freaky stuff dude. I just had the phantom downpour, had to check the toilet before I could wipe my ass.

by Olivitarium April 23, 2019

Phantomhox

Why does wbtb hate me
all the reasons, motivation, willpower, they all agree
Where does all of it go
poof, dunno
*gone*
then I wake up the next day and carry on
and its back
continues throughout the day, back on track
go back to sleep
wake up for wbtb, half asleep
***POOF***

They: Why can't you WILD?
Me: Phantomhox syndrome

by DoctorFoxy May 5, 2021

Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!

Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.

by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022