Black Phase

The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand

white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.

by Dubiks April 11, 2019

phased

To come across a situation that is completely unexpected or a moment where one is not prepared for what's to come

I was forced to go up there and sing a song, but I bombed it because I was completely phased.

by Earl S. April 27, 2009

Off the Heezie Phascheezie

Ridiculous ebonic slang gone overboard. A mutation of a mutation. i.e. "off the hook" and all of the -izzle nonsense combined to make a new and extraordinarily retarded phrase.

A mild example of this sort of double mutation would be like coining the word "Wazzigga" to mean "Whazzup, Nigga?"

Dumbass1: Yo, Wazzigga!?
(Hello there. What is up, my friend?)
Dumbass2: You're Off the Heezie Phascheezie!
(I love you.)

by Ewolfe357 August 3, 2006

Phase Shift Armor (PS Armor)

Technology from the anime Gundam SEED.
PS Armor the most distinctive feature of the prototype Gundams developed by the Atlantic Federation. While active, this special armor nullifies all attacks by physical weapons, including blades, projectiles, and conventional explosives. However, it has no effect against beam and laser weapons, so most of the Gundams also carry shields treated with anti-beam coating. And because PS Armor consumes large amounts of energy, it cannot be used for extended periods lest it drain the mobile suit's energy battery.

PS Armor changes color upon activation. The Gundams which use this technology thus sport brilliant colors while in their Active Mode, and turn a dull gray when they switch to Deactive Mode.

The missile hit the Strike Gundam dead on, but the explosion didn't leave a scratch in the PS Armor.

by Adam March 29, 2005

Phase 10

A unusual treatment of a co worker involving a long sleeve shirt, and a file cabinet, and a bathroom door.

Katie is so close to getting to Phase 10

by Shawncraig September 1, 2016

phasterus

(fa-stair-us) A noun that is used to fill in where needed, can mean anything that is wanted by the user.

Did you hear that David drives a Phasterus?
That looks like a phasterus.

by David L. [SM] July 2, 2006

phasmaoikêsis‏

(faz mah oy key sis) noun: The appearance of management without any actual management taking place. For example, creating a checklist to manage the checklists that were created to manage the checklists that weren't being fully checked off. Another example would be a re-organization scheme that shuffles the same incompetent jokers from one position to another without actually addressing the fact that these people aren't fit to shovel shit from one end to the other. From greek appearance + management.

Last quarter's dismal performance should put us in for some impressive phasmaoikêsis‏.

Tim's last memo was pure phasmaoikêsis.‏

by PointToTheObvious June 30, 2009