Pesticle

A pesticle refers to when your nut sack becomes sweaty and sticks to the side of your inner thigh. It is very annoying in a public scene, but comical in a private scene, like having sex, or whackin' off.

"Ah, man, I have such an itchy pesticle right now!"

by P.J.Scene March 26, 2007

felch pest

One who continuously insists on diving in after firing his wad for a satisfying wet tongue pie without the consent of the love milk's new owner.

Get off me you fucking felch pest. I do wish you wouldn't do that after wopping it up me. stop it you filthy beast stop it!

by Alan Welsh May 26, 2006

Pestilence

part of the act of seduction/ flirting, usually occurring during the initial stages. It is the process by which one improves his/her image as seen by others. there are multiple forms of pestilence; core pestilence(directed at those you wish to seduce, also know as the target), friend pestilence(directed at the friends of the target), mother pestilence(directed at the mother of the target).

Pestilence is commonly refereed to as being poured, i.e pouring pestilence.

A pestilence party is the large scale pouring of friend pestilence, which can occur with or without the target being present.

Example 1:
Friend 1: jeez i poured some great pestilence there last night!!

Friend 2: so your in mate, you'll have her in no time!

Example 2:

Guy "pours friend pestilence". The friends of the target think he/she is really nice and recommends him/her to the target.

by King Dingdong May 1, 2010

Pesselbate

The act of attending church and having to relieve ones self whilst there.

"Man, at church, i pesselbated 8 times."

"While I was at the youth meeting, I pesselbated and drew mud in my undies."

by Jim Dole November 29, 2004

pessimistoptimist

to be in a state of mind that fluctuates with the one(s) you enjoy being around

always have somthing to say that is taken good or bad at the same time

saying to your friends "you all such mucho balls" because they pulled a prank on you but directly after laughing about it
pessimistoptimist

by justin a long August 7, 2007

pessajew

come's from the words pessimist and jew. Thought to of derived from a playground insult between friends. Insulting as it decribe's two 'bad' things; being a jew eg tight with cash and pessimist eg always down.

"Have a look at Pessajew over there, what a loser"

by Matt111293!!! October 27, 2008

pessimisticizing

a verb, used when making someone or something pessimistic.

1. me: "you are pessimisticizing me!"

2. "stop pessimisticizing everything. it's not that bad".

by ah leb April 6, 2009