per ingvar

you are souch per ingvar
i know
by niggafagoter November 06, 2018
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Per Copita

The ratio of police(cops) in relation to the overall number of people in a particular population.
Per Copita, this festival has way too many Police.
by TBohnanza September 12, 2020
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käi perse

one of the many ways to say fuck off in estonian. literally go to ass.
"does the estonian language even exist?"
"käi perse!! get an education!!"
by eeee4444 April 08, 2024
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CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.
“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”
by MsMiller January 28, 2025
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Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.
Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
by nestorcheese April 21, 2016
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per curiam

The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.
Per Curiam.
You're an asshole.
by Lucinda G. December 02, 2015
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two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.
Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.
by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015
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