Sharther Penduken

The King of Shartalot. Shits his britches until they beg for mercy. Weilds, Excalaturd and lusts after Guenesmear. His right had man is Sir Shitsalot.

A person who sharts with such skill and precision that he deservers to be the king of shartalot.

Stan painted a work of shart in his underwear. He's a regular Sharther Penduken.

by darkknight430 May 9, 2020

Mr pendulum

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves penalty with his heart, body and soul. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.

Mr pendulum just discovered an unknown country.

by DOO GEE February 27, 2021

Chier une pendule

A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.

"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?

- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"

"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"

by SoFreakinFrench November 27, 2014

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

pendi fly

pendifly - adjective : when one is intoxicated to the point of making a fool of themselves in front of others. also includes but not limited to engaging in acts of lude behavior with others while drunk.

Dude, check out whats his name, he's all pendi fly bro.

by outlaw josie whales June 3, 2016

panduru

Panduru is the most weirdest name, but reflects a big personality of a pandur. The ones with this name are smart, and funny , very cringe, and hungry all of the time.

Stop eating that much, you're going to get bigger than a panduru

by Pseudonym190 July 13, 2017

Pendejesty

A word referring to someone who’s Your Majesty pero puro/a pendejo/a 😍

Shederlyn is a pendejesty.

by WildDog7 June 15, 2018