peeling

When guy is masturbating into banana peel

1) U looks so happy today.
2) Yeah I had peeling

by TheBany January 23, 2020

Track Peeping Prick (TPP)

Some jackass looking over your shoulder to see what you have bet at a horse track or greyhound track. After you have handicapped the race this person is trying to cut your odds- by betting what you bet- he/she is a TPP Track Peeping Prick

"Hey dude watch the guy in the yellow shirt, he is Track Peeping Prick (TPP) and he is following you.

by jbird12 August 5, 2009

Peeping Fallis

When a creeper from your highschool who nobody likes, sits on the swing sets adjacent your house, and watches you through your window.

Man, I was chilling on the computer last night, and caught sight of Ethan being a peeping fallis.

by Braydan W. Bunce February 22, 2009

Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

peeling dem drawz

When your underwear is so tight, you need to peel them off inch by inch. . .right before you lay dat pipe.

"Yo Neil, I was peeling dem drawz when I realized her parents were pulling up in the driveway."

by Jimmy La Chateau September 5, 2006

peeping squirrel

Noun. Occurs when someone is taking a shit and can extend the poop half way out of the sphincter and then suck it back in.

Hey, look at my peeping squirrel!

by tromboneelvis October 8, 2009

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010