Pester

A religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 19, 2021

Pester

A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 25, 2021

Poster

The act of doing something more 🤤than what you think 😉often compared to mailoring. It contains many activities subheadings such as bestiality and bondage. Often happens while the dom is wearing a sexy mask

Did you hear about shanice? she got postered last night by someone while she was mailoring at 100mph 😉 🤤

by 6969kweenuwu April 28, 2021

Poster

A person who likes to send face and party hard. They're known for sitting in one location through the duration of the party and well into the morning hours. Sometimes they're even at risk for ulcers.

"Hey John, have you ever met Matt? He's a total poster" - Frat Bro

by MarySmith7 May 5, 2021

Pisterating

Pisterating is the onset of a pissed off feeling strong enough to demand attention in your brain.

I find it very pisterating when I've just been introduced to someone in My home and they grab My open beer and proceed to pour it down the drain.

by Fancypink November 14, 2021

Pesterize

1. Acting like a pest.

2.When someone(s) are pokeing at your nerves.

All my ex-boyfriend knows how to do is pesterize me.

by DIablosPrIncess November 20, 2021

pasterday

The day before yesterday

The deadline was yesterday. I had submitted my work pasterday.

by DetectingDoctor August 8, 2021