shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

pussy parole

When you want to get to know a lady at a bar, but her friend prevents you from doing so.

John: I met this girl Jane at the bar last night, but her friend cut me off and told me she was not interested.

Joseph: Damn, you got put on pussy parole.

by Enky April 6, 2024

Booty Parsley

residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and the mucky stuff that gathers around your ass hole after not washing for three days , and/or also the result of inadequate ass wiping. They probably wiped standing up and the toilet paper shavings fell down on the seat.

Ladies, if 6"5 Khal Drago came over and left booty parsley on your toilet seat before yall did grown up stuff, what yall doin?

by Letmynutsgo86 January 30, 2025

No Parole for the Goal

It's a phrase that means a penalty in Lacrosse that is locked in.

Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!

Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty

by Luggage74 May 24, 2025

Butt Parsley

The tiny remnants of toilet paper, hair, and other matter left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Bro I just took a shit and left so much butt parsley on the seat

by MeatMop June 20, 2025

Feral Paralegal

A feral paralegal is an unsupervised or barely supervised (as in, “I met the lawyer once at last year’s Christmas Party”) paralegal who cranks out divorce and custody documents, prenuptial agreements, wills, and other documents typically for a flat fee commonly ending in “99”.

According to the Great Marshal Willick, Esq., feral paralegals are unlicensed, unregulated paralegals, operating divorce mills either entirely unsupervised, or under the farcical fig leaf of a token listed attorney, who often is not even in the same city as the paralegals being “supervised.”

by BadAtty October 22, 2025