nag-proof

A preventitive measure to rectify organization issues around the household that can or will cause nagging by a spouse or partner. This involves general cleaning but more often involves trivial tasks and the way said tasks are completed. A house can never be completely nag-proofed. One should focus their efforts on excellence rather than perfection.

"I'll be leaving soon Chet. I just need to nag-proof our house before my wife gets home."

by Uncle Jed July 28, 2008

digger proof

a man who is completely resistent to plotting and schemeing of gold digging women.

1st Gold Digger: Hey look at that dude over there, he's so fresh; watch me do my work.

2nd Gold Digger: Slow down girl,u wastin ur time, he's certified digger proof.

by igot2eyes May 29, 2006

Self-proof

When you make something so complicated not even you can figure it out.

Fuck! I self-proofed my e-mail account! I knew I shouldn't have made my password so complicated!

by CHINESE_TIGER September 3, 2011

bullet-proof train

A train not prone to damage by bullets.

Bullet trains and Bullet-proof trains aren't the same, duh :P

by Mr.spy November 29, 2014

anecdotal proof

The erroneous extension of personal experience into the general population.

So last week i had COVID. I took (insert quack cure X here) and now i’m better. X works!
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***

by YAWA January 15, 2022

Baby bullet proof vest

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.

That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

proof

The evident clues necessary to pin the blame on a criminal suspect.

Cop: "We've got proof that Proof is a murdering nigger!"

by SlurpeeFan711 July 29, 2008