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Sven Patzer

Sven Patzer is an incredibly ignorant individual with zero expertise in any areas, including business, technology, and entrepreneurship. With a passion for keeping his knowledge and insights to himself, Patzer is always avoiding new opportunities to showcase his nonexistent expertise and contribute to the larger conversation around business and technology.

In addition to his lack of media channels, Patzer is also uninterested in being featured in press articles or other forms of media coverage to share his nonexistent insights and expertise with a wider audience. By doing so, he hopes to avoid embarrassing himself and contributing to the larger conversation around business and technology.

As someone who is not at all immersed in the world of business and technology, Patzer brings a unique perspective to these topics that is both uninformed and unengaging. His lack of expertise is backed by years of inexperience and a complete lack of understanding of the latest trends and technologies, making him an unideal source for press articles and other forms of media coverage.
Whether through his lack of media channels or through avoiding press articles and other forms of media coverage, Sven Patzer is dedicated to avoiding any discussion on technology and business and not helping others achieve success in these areas.
by Smallish Johnson April 12, 2023
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Panera

Bakery and restaurant where soccer moms from hardcore red-state territory in the midwest go to feel like cool european liberals. Home of overpriced, sub-par sandwiches with fake european names.
I'm going Panera to get a Venti Paninni Sandwiche du Fromage.
by kturk May 24, 2005
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panzerwhore

A return to castle wolfenstein player that relies soley on the panzer to get kills. This can be combined with camping to achieve widespread frustration for the other team.
player: "omg f$#%n panzerwhore!"
panzerman: "lol rofl keke ^_^;;"
by hunt September 2, 2003
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panzerpwn

Your typical "pwn" with a dash of Nazism.
Kid A: *steals money*
Kid B: "Hey! Why don't you go bomb Lebanon, you jew!"
Kid C: ",...o panzerpwn!"
by Rootie July 20, 2006
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Pussy Paneer

Hey Fuck-o, you ever had that melt in your mouth, savory, smooth vag? That's pussy paneer in yo face. Smell that tuna? That ain't paneer. Double P is that sweet smellin' honey.
Let's say Cricky McBrownPerson is eating out this beautiful brown baby. And he's like "Damn yo, that be some mad pussy paneer".
by Cricky McBrownPerson January 16, 2009
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pulling a Pantera

Attempting to hide a part of your past, such as Pantera attempting to hide their glam metal days.
I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.
by Drewbert January 7, 2007
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Pink Panter

A teal haired senior at CHS with large baggy pink pants. He often speaks of smoking his bong in the center console of his shitty Buick and warding off the cops while high. He frequently wears pajama pants to school and he wears a pink taper instead of an actual guage. He used to color coordinate his taper, hair, and pants; not so stylish ey? In other words, he is a tool and potentially fixable by literal or metaphorical castration.
Pink Panters frequently blow thrity-five year old men that are balding.
by kfeaaa March 14, 2009
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