paint the toilet

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin

mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.

by toiletpainter October 1, 2010

Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"

Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."

by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...

Painted Souvenirs

by taja609 October 28, 2010

Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

Paint whore

When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.

That paint whore took 31 shots in the paint with Luka and didn't shoot any jumpers

by Princeoffame2.0 January 22, 2021

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Paint Hawaii

When having sex, pull out and ejaculate on her stomach or back and the droplets form in the shape of Hawaii on her.

Used as a pick up line. Honey, I would love to take you home and paint Hawaii on you.

by WBL69 July 6, 2012