pageant sash

Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.

Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.

She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.

The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.

by pageant winner March 21, 2011

Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".

Paedophile: Hello

by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009

Page Eighted

Being exposed as a fraud or a fake or a lying basturd.

That two faced lying son of a bitch Morsereg got page eighted

by Croinc September 2, 2003

Page McConnel

Page McConnel is the pianist/keyboardist/songwriter for the band Phish. He routinely drops the funk at every show. He also has an affinity for sandwiches.

I can't wait for tonight's show, where are your seats?
I'm stage left, right in front of Page McConnel.
Nice! Rage Side Page Side!!

by Phirst-Tube24 July 16, 2011

Jimmy Page

1.) An out of this world musician that will blow your mind! God like unequivical awesomeness. Created some of the best music ever. A rock God. A blessing to the ears, and a trip for the mind. To put it simply...he was just friggin AMAZING! ....but that is certainly a definite understatement!
2.) Jimmy Page to a girl...saying this as a girl. A sexy beast back in the day! He got a bit older, but he's still awesome. Had tons of groupies back in the day.
3.) If you're a straight guy his music will still turn you on...at least.

1.) That Jimmy Page is effing insane!!!!!! you gotta dig the PAGE man!

2.) girl: Damn I just turned legal...too bad its not 1974!

3.) guy #1: ....man I would so go gay for Page!
guy #2: WTF did you say!?

by dazed And ConfuZEd July 18, 2009

facebook page liking slut

someone who has to like all pages on facebook, especially harry potter ones. Usually they like roughly 30-100+ pages a day and clog up everyones news feed. These people are usually named Alex.

...likes the page I have a fake pet yellow pigeon and 197 other pages.

Man..that Alex is a real facebook page liking slut

by superstar boss ninja August 2, 2011

Beauty Pageant

A beauty pageant is a competition that focuses on the looks, physical appearance and personality of the contestants. Beauty pageants are very glamorous which include gorgeous long dresses, swimsuit wear and fashion wear (their choice) and the winners get a big crown and sash with their title. Beauty pageants are for any ages as there are different categories. The title the beauty queen wins is important to them. Example, Ms Universe. Beauty queens are dedicated to helping out in the world and do charity work to raise money for charities. Girls competing in a beauty pageant have to look gorgeous so they get their makeup, tan and hair done to stand out.

Shes competing in a beauty pageant so she has to get her makeup and hair done at 3 o clock.

by Basicbaby January 26, 2020